Cryptocurrency Trading for Dum-dums — Wait… It is?

“Hey, can I make money trading crypto?" — For technologists, this question is starting to feel like the new, “Can you fix my computer?” Except that this question is so much worse, the stakes so much higher. So my response is to get all shifty and uncomfortable, launching into an super subtle staring contest with my drink. Of course, the short answer is an eyebrow scrunching, lip puckering, “um… yes…?". And yes, that’s a “yes” couched delicately between two ellipses, like an egg in the mouth of a Golden Retriever. Because “yes” is also the answer to a question like, “Can I be a spaceman and fly to the moon?”